A cop pulls over a car load of BK Sisters.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 8, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! I was lost in Baba's Yaad. Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other BKs are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "Oh, we just got off Highway 108."
Decorating the center
The center-in-charge tells the two new surrendered BK sisters that they have to paint the center without getting any paint on their new saris, as they were bought out of Baba's Bandara. So the one Sister says to the other, "Hey, let's take our saris off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
The BKs look at each other, then one sister says, "He's blind, he cannot see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice underwear. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
A brother is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, Dadi Janki comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.
The Bhai goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw Dadi Janki leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen Dadi looking worse."
The doctor says: "I just told her that she has become pregnant through the power of Yoga."
The Bhai exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"
The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups."
Four BK Sisters were standing in line at Judgement. Brahma Baba asks the first if she has ever broken Shrimat. "Well, once I looked at a brother's body," she said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter the Golden Age," Brahma Baba told her.
The Father of Humanity then asked the second BK Sister if she had ever broken Shrimat. "Well, once I touched a man's body," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter the Golden Age," he said.
Just then the fourth sister pushed ahead of the third sister.
Brahma Baba asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!".