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Ages and Fashions in the Yagya

Post by alladin » 04 Apr 2007

Maybe it will not make any one laugh but as a churning it was not serious enough to fit anywhere else;
  • 70's, the Hippie Age
    80's, the Yuppy Age
    90's: the VIPS Age
    00's: the Market Age :roll:
And a lokik, but well informed friend about what's going on in the BKorg, added:
  • VIPS = VERY IMPORTANT PORNO STAR, the new frontier of service.
He is willing to make some beautiful property available for retreats designed for them. I spare ypu the rest of the skit we made up! Where the moeny flows, the BKorg goes.

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Post by howiemac » 04 Apr 2007

nice to see some lightness :) here is some more, on the wiki:

http://www.brahmakumaris.info/w/index.php?title=Satire

quick before Mr Admin removes it ... :wink:

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Post by paulkershaw » 13 Apr 2007

New rule to understand when attending every bk class.... try to remember it in order to avoid possible conflict, being beaten or not being fed.

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Post by mr green » 14 Apr 2007

Hahaahahhahhah

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Post by fluffy bunny » 17 Apr 2007

So you thought leaving BK was tough? - Funny video. Michael tells Mom he does not believe in God any more ...

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Post by fluffy bunny » 20 Apr 2007

This in reference to the Lee James topic but ...
Bad news guys, here they come!
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Post by joel » 20 Apr 2007

That's good fun. I am sure Sister Jayanti will appreciate receiving a copy.

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Post by mr green » 20 Apr 2007

Brilliant work ... hahahahaaha.

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Post by sparkal » 25 Apr 2007

How many BKs does it take to change a lightbulb?

... Ummm, the meeting is still going on ... we have just heard that another meeting has been arranged ... in order to arrange THE! meeting ...

(Sorry if it is not crude enough).

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Post by bro neo » 25 Apr 2007

Yes sparkal, join us, join us ...

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Post by paulkershaw » 26 Apr 2007

Neo wrote from the Matrix world:
Brahma Kumaris Should Beware of San Francisco Buses
And now I am laughing so hard I nearly bust my gut. We should all write a script and make a skit movie of the spiritual Bk lifestyle and include all of these jokes!

Mr Bean as Jayanti, Terry Norton as BB, etc - tell us which loud and proud actor you'd get to play your favourite BK character in the movie, Mr Green must surely direct this story to add another element to it, Bro Neo to produce it, ex-l to check the script for correctness, Bansy to provide all the push and pull energy, Proy to fill in the gaps and promote it, who else could do what? Who'll we get to finance it? etc etc.

And we'll have to get a really creative name for this 5000 year (or 90 year at least!) epic. xx P

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Post by fluffy bunny » 26 Apr 2007

paulkershaw wrote:And now I am laughing so hard I nearly bust my gut. We should all write a script and make a skit movie of the spiritual BK lifestyle and include all of these jokes!
OK, pick a title and we can make a page in the Enyclopedia for you to script your own part;
  • 'Carry on up the Kalpa' ...
    'Raiders of the Lost Murli' ...
    'BK Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)' ...
    'The Life of BK Brian (Monty Python and the Yogi Grail)' ... without the hotel scenes
    'Forrest Gyan' ...
    'Apocalypse Now (Well, Very Soon Anyway)' ...
    'Gentlemen Prefer BK Sisters' ...
    'One Flew Over the BK Center' ...
    'Soul Wars: Episode VI - Return of the PBKs' ...
    'The Silence of the Dadis' ...
    'Terminator VIII: Dharamraj Day' ...
    'The Godfather' ...
    'For Whom the Traffic Control Tolls' ...
    'Escape from the Planet of the Deities' ...
And lastly for those arthouse lovers;
  • 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being a BK' ...

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Post by bansy » 26 Apr 2007

Since you're at it
  • 2036 : A BK Odyssey
    The Wizard of Abu
    Saving BK Ryan
    B.K. Confidential
    Unforgiven Forgiven
    The Magnificent 8
    The Last BK of Scotland
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Khurta
:P

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Post by fluffy bunny » 27 Apr 2007

Oh, its getting harder ... and may be more obscure;
  • 'A Sansakar Named Desire'
    'Close Encounters of the Third Eye'
    'M*A*Y*A'
    'Pulp Murlis'
    'National Lampoon's Abu Road'
    'The Wild Bhatti'
Someone has not been listen to Shrimat and been watching movies instead. You cant blame all those on inflight to India!

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